Welcome to
MiSS.Nelly Villa.

Before entering the villa, please acknowledge the following. HR reads every box.

• I understand that offering “$20 and vibes” is not considered financial compatibility.
• I understand that “I’m different” is not a personality trait.
• I understand that my ex may be contacted for quality assurance purposes.*
• I understand that Human Resources reserves the right to reject my application based solely on vibes.
• I understand that lying on this application may result in immediate removal from the villa.

*Okay… maybe not really. 😏